Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN

I can read

I have a reading level above third grade

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Doctors issue worrying warning about irreversible ‘side effect’ of Ozempic, Mounjaro and Wegovy - LADbible

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t buy bullshit

Texas’ GOP congressional delegation meets to discuss redrawing districts ahead of midterms - The Texas Tribune

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Jordan Ott hiring strengthens questions on Suns’ decision-making tree - Arizona Sports

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Maycee Barber still searching for answers after medical emergency, unclear when she can resume career - MMA Fighting

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I have complete contempt for fakery

Texas vs. Texas Tech Championship Set for College Softball World Series Bracket 2025 - Bleacher Report

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I can count

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

The dancing monk: Why mature people don’t chase total control - Big Think

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t cotton to rapists

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I actually pay taxes

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I see through liars

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink